2026-06-28

Ceremonial first pitch


























At Tarou High School, the season opener is, well, quite extravagant, but so popular that, despite being a regular school game, it's held in the city's largest stadium. Tradition has it that the ceremonial first pitch (let's stick with that name...) is thrown by the tallest student. It's a truly magnificent spectacle as the gigantic bull, weighing several tons and with muscles tensed to the point of explosion, slowly walks onto the field, lies down on the turf, and the midfielders (slightly smaller but equally impressively muscular) place the ball in front of him. A moment of concentration... and the ball soars!

The season has begun.
Then, for all interested, the traditional meeting with the pitcher in the locker room. It's truly worth the trip; it's fantastic fun...

2026-06-02

When you ask for cream in your coffee...

- Oops, sorry, sir, it's my first time and I spilled a bit...
Mr. Miura remained silent, wondering if it had been a good idea to ask for cream in your coffee...
- Oh, I'm really sorry for my clumsiness - the "milkman"'s voice was contrite - can I make it up to you somehow?
Mr. Miura sat hunched over, staring into his cup.
- But I only asked for cream in my coffee... - he began shyly - I really like cream...
- Oh, I'm so sorry -  the boy said, genuinely saddened, as he suddenly beamed - Oh, I know! Why don't you take some of my cream straight from the source?
- Really? Can I?
- Sure, I'm of age.
- But...
- Don't worry, it was my fault I spilled it, so you deserve a bonus.Just give me a clear sign when you're full.
- Full?
- Well, judging by how much I I spilled on the floor and how forcefully the stream flowed, I still have 20-30 liters left, and you can't fit that much in, right? So when you've had enough, give me a good slap or give me some other clear sign.
- 20-30 liters? - Mr. Miura was shocked.
- I know it's not much, but I'm a milkman here, not a pool guy...
- A pool guy? Who is that?
- Well, if you want to bathe in that, um, cream, we call Ryu Itadori, and he comes and fills the pool with his cream. I assure you, a bath like that, although not cheap, is truly wonderfully relaxing. But enough talking, I'm about to explode. You know, I always feel this way when I start thinking about Ryu Itadori. So, can we have the cream of the crop now?
- Yes, please...

2026-05-26

I'm sorry, but my work clothes seem a little too small.

Mr. Iwase, an extremely wealthy man, had an innocent whim: he required his estate's employees (almost exclusively statuesque men) to wear rather tight-fitting athletic wear, which he himself provided for them as work clothes.
This sometimes led to amusing incidents.
For example, today Mr. Iwase walks into the dining room and there stands Ryuuto, a young student whom he often hires as a waiter for weekly dinners with friends. (Let's add that Mr. Iwase is a noble man who enjoys helping young people and employs many students part-time, offering them very high salaries. Would it surprise you if I said that the more muscular the student, the higher the salary?)
- I'm sorry, sie, but my work clothes seem a little too small.
- Oh, Ryuuto, boy, what a surprise! That outfit fit you perfectly last week!
- Yes, sir, but I spent a lot of time at the gym this week...
- Ryuuto, you're amazing, oh, I have to give you another pay raise, that's wonderful, boy, wonderful, keep it up!
- Thank you sir, but could I get some new, slightly larger work clothes first?
- But why? I think you look, hmm, incredibly stylish now.
- Really? But you know, I'm afraid I might stain your carpets, and cleaning them will definitely be expensive...
- Well, that's an expense I can handle, boy. I can't wait for the evening party and the guests' faces when they see the waiter in that outfit!

The evening party was a resounding success. And Ryuuto couldn't resist the numerous offers from the guests, enchanted by his talent as a waiter (beacuse what else could they have in mind?).


2026-05-06

Let's not waste time!

- Ren, for God's sake, what are you doing!
- Mr. Tanaka, you're not the only one I work for as a pool cleaner to pay my tuition, so...
- Ren, boy, when I watched you work so hard at our pool, I thought a big boy like you would be hungry, so I invited you for this little meal.
- Mr. Tanaka, I know exactly how this is going to end, so let's not waste any time.
- Uh-huh...
- Relax, I'll be eating this really small meal, by the way, Mr. Tanaka, Mr. Ito, where I work on Mondays, always provides me with five gallons of high-protein powder, and Mrs. Ito is preparing two dozen roast chickens and several kilos of potato salad, so...
- It's okay, Ren, I'll call the cook in a moment...
- Okay, so, to continue, I'll eat here and you'll suck me off, just please don't choke.
- Uh-huh, will I...
- No, Mr. Tanaka, nothing more. Besides, please be reasonable. With such a size difference, it wouldn't be good for you!