Ministerial inspection at the Tarou High Dormitory
Mr. Ejima was a high-ranking official in the Department of Education, responsible for overseeing student dormitories and residence halls.
Having worked in this profession for decades, he was convinced he had seen it all and that nothing could surprise or amaze him. That was until, after repeated complaints about persistent violations of morality and decency, he went to the Tarou High dormitory for an inspection.
Seeing that the administration, having learned of the upcoming inspection, was rushing to rectify any irregularities, he arrived unannounced on Sunday morning, eager to see what life was really like for the residents of the Tarou High dormitory.
It was very early in the morning when he stood before the quiet, seemingly asleep building.
The building, well-maintained, somewhat secluded, surrounded by beautifully lawns and large trees, would have been unremarkable if not for its size.
The building was new and perfectly proportioned and simply beautiful, but it had gigantic windows and an unusually high and wide entrance door (and a "normal" sized door next to it). If each row of windows belonged to a single story, each would be more than twice the height of a standard one. "What won't these architects come up with these days to stand out?" Mr. Ejima thought. He rang the bell placed next to the smaller door.
- Yeah? - a powerful bass voice boomed from the intercom.
- Ejima, from the Department of Education, please open the door immediately. I'm here for an inspection!
- Wait a minute, it's Sunday morning, no one from the administration is here, and for, um, some reason, I can't go downstairs.
- I demand to be let in immediately!
- Oh, okay, okay, don't shout like that, you'll wake everyone for a mile. Come in, there's a sofa in the hall. Please wait a moment while I get ready and I'll be right down.
- Okay, but who exactly are you?
- Jin, a senior and student council president. When no one from the administration is here, I'm supposed to represent the school.
Something slammed and the door burst open. Mr. Ejima entered briskly, stunned, "What is this? Is this some kind of stupid joke or the work of a mad architect?"
The hall was enormous, at least 20 feet high, almost completely empty except for a large sofa by one of the doors (also absurdly high). In the corner near the entrance stood a large, glass-fronted metal cabinet filled with strange objects. "What's in there? Are they bags, furniture covers, or something?" Mr. Ejima, curious, walked over and reached for one of the items on the shelf. "Up close, they look a bit like tires. Are they panties!? That size? Is this some kind of joke? And made of thick rubber with a metal mesh embedded in it? Totally crazy. And then there's the floor, just like a bathroom, sloping, with a drain at the end, strange...".
He climbed onto the sofa and waited.
Although the sofa itself turned out to be made of some waterproof material, it was surprisingly comfortable, and Mr. Ejima, tired from his journey, dozed off.
He dreamed that it was a wonderful summer afternoon, the sun was pleasantly warm, the air smelled of exotic flowers, and he had no need to rush anywhere. He was sitting on the veranda in a large, comfortable armchair, snuggling into wonderfully soft cushions.
- Hmm, not that it bothers me much, but if you keep cuddling my thigh like that, I might just splash white all over everything, including your elegant suit.
The deep, velvety voice woke Mr. Ejima, who, realizing his situation, cringed in embarrassment on the sofa (though some magnetic force still prevented him from tearing himself away from the impressively large and muscular thigh of the boy sitting next to him).
- Besides - the imposing young man continued - it took me half an hour to calm down after you interrupted my intoxicating 'training' with three judo champions, medalists in the highest weight class, and you stirred me up again...
- I'm sorry - whispered Mr. Ejima - I didn't mean to, it just happened...
- Okay, I'm used to people liking me so much - the giant smiled - Okay, I'm Jin. So why did you come here, Mr. Ejima?
- For an inspection, because the neighbors complained about you - these words were whispered not by a menacing inspector from the ministry, but by a quiet, nervous man.
- Complaints about us? - Jin asked, surprised - We're nice, polite, and happy to help anyone who asks, and everyone around us really likes us too. What exactly is going on?
- Apparently, you're walking around naked, and that's disgusting and scandalous.
- Mr. Ejima - in said, turning serious - Yes, I'm naked now, but do I look disgusting? I should also mention that the other students and residents of our dorm are no uglier, shorter, or less muscular than me. So objectively judge whether my appearance is disgusting and outrageous?
- Well, I think this is probably the most beautiful sight I've ever seen - Mr. Ejima blurted out without hesitation (or thought).
- Exactly, and besides, we don't leave the dorm naked. See that cabinet? That's where all the panties we put on when we leave the building are kept.
- Uh, excuse me - Mr. Ejima couldn't help but be curious - I know why they're so big, but are they made of tires?
- Not exactly, but yes. You know, most of us, maybe even all of us, get aroused easily, and we're quite big and strong, so we had trouble with the durability of our panties. Unfortunately, regular materials didn't hold up, only using thick rubber reinforced with Kevlar did the trick. They bulge, but they don't break.
Mr. Ejima pictured the boys from Tarou High in those "bulging" panties and squeezed his legs together tightly.
- Yes, we walk around the dorm naked - Jin continued - but there's a warning on the gate. Besides, ordinary people aren't allowed here. And as you've noticed, there are no windows on the ground floor of our building, the building closest to the dorm is quite far away, and there are also quite a few large trees in front of our dorm. As you can see, to spot us, you have to work hard, or rather, lurk in one of the trees with binoculars. So it's not us who are indecent, it's the ones spying on us, right?
- That's right, I'll write about it in my report - Mr. Ejima continued in a quiet, trembling voice - And can I ask you for one favor, young man?
- Sure, what's the deal?
- Could you just sit here a little longer, and I could sleep here, next to you, for a while longer?
- Hmm, why not - Jin mused - although if you hug me as tight as before, I probably won't be able to hold it in and I'll flood the hall, but that's what this floor and the fire hydrants in the walls are for, it'll wash away, like always... Or maybe I'll ask one of the bigger boys to come down here, and then the "leak" problem will be taken care of. Hey, Mr. Inspector, would you mind if Katsuya came down here and sucked on me? Hey, Mrs. Ejima! Look, he fainted!
