- Kyō! For God's sake, what happened to you!
- Oh, hi mom, hi dad, and why did you come back from that trip so quickly?
- Quickly? We were gone for a week, didn't you notice? What happened to you and our bedroom?
- Mom, dad, this will be MY bedroom now. No, don't try to protest. First of all: this is the only room in the house that I fit in ("still" he added in his mind), second of all: no, I won't say it, I'm a good son after all, but you can see it yourself, considering the difference in our sizes ("I actually think my penis is bigger than any of you" he clearly didn't say it out loud), then, well..., you know...
- Okay, okay, this is your bedroom, me and dad will sleep in your old room, but tell me what happened!
- Oh, remember how you said before you left that you were sad that you wouldn't be there for my birthday and that I could order whatever I wanted as a gift and you'd pay for it?
- Yeah, but...
- So I ordered some of that new bodybuilding supplement "Jumbo Grow" and somehow started eating it, it was really tasty, so when I ate it all, I ordered more and more, and eat and eat..., so when you say you were gone for a week I think I fell into a food coma...
- Son, how much of that supplement did you eat?
- Well, I said a little...
- Kyō! Stop spinning! Tell me how much you ate in total!
- Well, that'll be about two...
- Two? Two of what?
- Well, crates or pallets or whatever they're called...
- And on one of those crates was...?
- Well, I think there were 56 bags...
- Bags, you say, son, you mean tiny ones?
- No, Daddy, a little bigger...
- How bigger, honey?
- Well, they were big but light, they said "weight: 40 pounds", I think...
- WHAT! You ate TWO TONS of supplements!!!!
- Well, if you say it was two tons, I guess it's true. I was always bad at math... And I drank a few cans of that new energy drink, and that's it.
- Two tons of supplements! No wonder you look like that, but what do we do now?
- What do we do? First, my stomach is starting to rumble, so order some food, second, as you can see, I have another "need" and I'm a little too big for a cell phone, so grab mine and call my buddies to come over here and help me out, and third, can you order me another "Jumbo Grow"? Not that I want much, really, 2-3 fully loaded trucks of it will be enough.
- Oh, hi mom, hi dad, and why did you come back from that trip so quickly?
- Quickly? We were gone for a week, didn't you notice? What happened to you and our bedroom?
- Mom, dad, this will be MY bedroom now. No, don't try to protest. First of all: this is the only room in the house that I fit in ("still" he added in his mind), second of all: no, I won't say it, I'm a good son after all, but you can see it yourself, considering the difference in our sizes ("I actually think my penis is bigger than any of you" he clearly didn't say it out loud), then, well..., you know...
- Okay, okay, this is your bedroom, me and dad will sleep in your old room, but tell me what happened!
- Oh, remember how you said before you left that you were sad that you wouldn't be there for my birthday and that I could order whatever I wanted as a gift and you'd pay for it?
- Yeah, but...
- So I ordered some of that new bodybuilding supplement "Jumbo Grow" and somehow started eating it, it was really tasty, so when I ate it all, I ordered more and more, and eat and eat..., so when you say you were gone for a week I think I fell into a food coma...
- Son, how much of that supplement did you eat?
- Well, I said a little...
- Kyō! Stop spinning! Tell me how much you ate in total!
- Well, that'll be about two...
- Two? Two of what?
- Well, crates or pallets or whatever they're called...
- And on one of those crates was...?
- Well, I think there were 56 bags...
- Bags, you say, son, you mean tiny ones?
- No, Daddy, a little bigger...
- How bigger, honey?
- Well, they were big but light, they said "weight: 40 pounds", I think...
- WHAT! You ate TWO TONS of supplements!!!!
- Well, if you say it was two tons, I guess it's true. I was always bad at math... And I drank a few cans of that new energy drink, and that's it.
- Two tons of supplements! No wonder you look like that, but what do we do now?
- What do we do? First, my stomach is starting to rumble, so order some food, second, as you can see, I have another "need" and I'm a little too big for a cell phone, so grab mine and call my buddies to come over here and help me out, and third, can you order me another "Jumbo Grow"? Not that I want much, really, 2-3 fully loaded trucks of it will be enough.
