Bath Boys

- Welcome, sir, to our healing springs. I'm Taichi, and the bigger one next to me is Ryuuji. We'll be your bath boys.
- Wow, I see there are not only hot springs here, but the staff too...
- Thank you, sir, but it's really nothing special. I'd say it's about 50% of the usual, but we just said goodbye to the previous guest and we're a bit tired...
- Excuse me, but did you...?
- Did we what?
- You know..., you..., guest..., these things...
- I don't know and I don't want to know what you mean. But I remind you that these are healing springs, and guests come here to heal. We are at their disposal as qualified masseurs and physiotherapists. Of course, if any guest feels lonely, lost, or unhappy, they can cuddle up with us or fall asleep nestled against Ryuuji's big pecs, but that's all.
- So why are you so tired after saying "goodbye" to a guest?

- Oh, it's simple. In addition to, so to speak, "physical" services, we also offer our guests "spiritual" services.

- And these "spiritual" services have exhausted you so much?

- I don't know where that malicious tone in your voice comes from, sir. But yes, it's true, our guest asked us for a little performance. He wanted to see our reenactment of a certain legend again.
- What legend is it exactly?
- Oh, it's a little-known but much-loved story about how two gods discovered and tried 100 positions...
- Are you telling me you just fucked each other 100 times!?
- Well, not exactly...
- So...
- Our guests enjoyed it so much that we had to do an encore...